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Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.
Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump
by Huomk September 19, 2020
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jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants
Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo
by Ur667 May 23, 2016
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Eat it all

EAT IT ALL is an Idiom expression meaning a person who believes in everything.
Example: John is an eat it all. He agrees what everyone says. He doesn't care wether the person is a kid or old.
by Levi Buana Bacar March 26, 2021
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Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.
When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert
by guest E51 April 20, 2019
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Eating last night's parmo

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.
I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.
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Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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