conner ashton

conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.

"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

Connor moser

Fat piggy man that wakes up in excruciating pain and needs to piss rocks through his micro weiner

My luck my be bad but atleast I’m not a Connor moser

by All knowing daddy January 27, 2024

Connor

A guy whos fucking dyslexic and a dumbass fuck who cant draw a cat or anything for that matter has the smallest dick ever and is fat

Person: see that guy over there. other person: yeah what about him. Person: hes dyslexic fat and cant draw. other person: he must be named Connor

by abaracadabara November 12, 2023

Connor

A guy who's fucking dyslexic and a dumbass fuck who cant draw a cat or anything for that matter has the smallest dick ever and is fat.

Person: see that guy over there. other person: yeah what about him. Person: hes dyslexic fat and cant draw. other person: he must be named Connor

by abaracadabara November 12, 2023

Connor Vales-Miller

Connor is an amazing,handsome,caring guy. he has the most beautiful eyes ever. his personality could make u melt within seconds. he has the most caring heart to ever exist and always keeps it real. he is insecure but is truly perfect in every way. he can make u laugh when you feel down. he can lighten up a room with his funny personality. he has the cutest smile and best laugh. he asks a million dumb questions a day. hes the perfect boyfriend/friend.
Connor Vales-Miller best man to exist

I saw the most handsome man Connor Vales-Miller

by Thalía1530 November 12, 2023

Connor

A short-ass person who thinks a buzz cut looks cool.

Jesus fucking Christ if you touch Connor you will break his bones.

by Randy56789o876 November 15, 2023

connoisseur

A person who has done so much of a thing that they get all up their own arse about it.

I'm somewhat of a connoisseur of electronic music.

I'm somewhat of a connoisseur of authentic indian cuisine myself.

Here, allow me to choose that for you- I'm a connisseur of fine wines (Subtext: and you are not)

by Gimek November 16, 2023