cock scandal

Typically, this involves any kind of event that is perceived to be morally wrong - but involving cocks. Firstly, a cock scandal is normally a gay man that desires cock so badly they will go to absolutely any lengths to get it. Secondly, a cock scandal could potentially rise to mainstream media sources especially if it someone famous.

I can't believe he shagged his boyfriends dad! Jerome literally has created such a cock scandal. The press will be all over this, he needs to be careful.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat

I made my girl a table cock for christmas

by bigman7224 January 4, 2014

cock cabbage

A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable

I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages

by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017

drake and cock

Best kids show to beat your dick to. You know when drake screams during anal pounding from josh its gonna be a good episode.

Did you see that episode of drake and cock last night

by Kill_the_gays August 19, 2017

Firehose Cock

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.

I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

shouting cock

A boner so obvious that you might think he/she is trying to show it off

That chick has a major shouting cock

by B8dM8f February 16, 2015

Cock vore

The art of inserting objects into the cock

Man1, do you want to do cock vore

Man2, yes

by Ronald Ulysses Swanson January 10, 2022