Grabbing a wet can

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.

"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."

by Astro333 May 18, 2023

spanish wet willie

like a wet willie, but it’s south of the border

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie

by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020

wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

Wet spaghetti

A person that typically can't handle being criticized or insulted & cries easily.

OR
An individual that you want to throw against a wall & beat the shit out of.

Me: Ugh, Shehzeen is effing wet spaghetti

T: Didn't we agree her nickname was diarrhea stain??

by P1nx__ December 4, 2023

Wet Mile Club

Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski

While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.

by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021

Wet

One who is as gay as TB Pulsevibes. One who listens to music all day in a car. One who is one with the music and pulse vibes (Event planning) #wettiest #TipsyWetBrothers

I am one of the most wettest wets in the world #letsrollarollie #Sundayguaragevibes

by Wetvibes November 1, 2018

Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone in twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head all while sharing the word of god.

I hate this city. Someone just gave me a wet bre at the farmers market

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022