Old yeller'ed

When some one gets brought out back and shot in the head
"yesterday I told yeller'ed Kevin, he had it coming."
by 132321135568 July 16, 2022
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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 17, 2017
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Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping May 29, 2012
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old stones

Old guys that are high
There old stones had smoke 10 joints
by Guimo January 30, 2018
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Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
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Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
by 40 year old May 18, 2023
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old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit
Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy
by Ur mom 808 January 02, 2018
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