Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.
We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.
by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022
Get the De Freshmakermug. British guy: can ye tell me where is the dictionary?
the library man: ye need to find out what dose a wor' de mean?
the library man: ye need to find out what dose a wor' de mean?
by Mr Arbges Graystone September 20, 2023
Get the wor' demug. by 2iconic4uu August 1, 2024
Get the de improvemug. "how's the de-bitchlessnessing of john coming along?"
"Oh, not bad, i took him to the club last night and he got a couple of numbers."
"Oh, not bad, i took him to the club last night and he got a couple of numbers."
by eternally bitchless August 3, 2007
Get the de-bitchlessnessingmug. At Hooters the waitresses will de-bone the wing for you.
Later that night she de-boned my big hot wing.
Later that night she de-boned my big hot wing.
by T-Bone16oz. January 22, 2009
Get the de-bone the wingmug. by PhilthyPhonetic July 14, 2022
Get the Maria de Valenciamug. To cleanse or be cleansed of any thoughts of women, mainly for a brief stint, and especially after a horrible relationship.
by DeepBaritoneVoice April 18, 2023
Get the De-bitchmug.