Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

Rida top dog

It’s an IDOT which is a dog but a humon.its a new spieces.The top dog.The tecnacal term for IDOT.

I am acting like a RIDA top dog.

by RIDA TOP DOG September 22, 2020

Top and a bottom

In a gay or lesbian relationship, there will often be a top and a bottom. The top, is the more out going one when going "it", and the bottom is the shy one.

There is a top and a bottom to a gay relationship

by The lesbo November 30, 2020

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

pillow top

Pillow top is a group of immature teenage boys who think they're cool and a transetter but in reality they really just don't know how to be a decent person and could care less about anyone about anyone. They're shady and shitty, and will more than likely cheat on you.

For guys*Wow, look at the pillow top boys.

for girls* she acts like a pillow top girl #cheaters #shady #unrealistic #irrelevant #laughable #joke

by Basket case January 28, 2017

12 up top

The amount of lights that the police have, hence giving the cops the nickname 12 up tops.

Here come the 12 up tops.

by Police ain't shit February 12, 2021

Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019