Stevie Two Toke

When a little boy by the name of Steven get high as a kite from two tokes of mid grade cannabis.

Hey! Look it’s Stevie Two Toke, he got so high from two pulls yesterday! Let’s chuck bricks at him

by Angie Simone November 03, 2019

two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

by inwoodslim February 22, 2022

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 02, 2011

Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.

"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"

by AbbasSecretary December 14, 2015

《¤》Angel 《¤》Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Is 《¤》Thing《¤》 One《¤》 And 《¤》Todd《¤》 Aaron 《¤》Brotze 《¤》Is《¤》 Thing《¤》 Two《¤》

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《¤》Angel 《¤》Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Is 《¤》Thing《¤》 One《¤》 And 《¤》Todd《¤》 Aaron 《¤》Brotze 《¤》Is《¤》 Thing《¤》 Two《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

two bagger

rounding the bases with two people in a single 24 hour period. three = three bagger, four = four bagger, etc.

I managed to swing a two bagger today! Next goal, a three bagger!

by snags12 August 27, 2017

Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 09, 2017