This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
Get the Guess you're taking the scenic route to the holemug. Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
Get the To take the torches and the pitchforksmug. we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister
I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that
I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that
by oc-la October 26, 2007
Get the take it theremug. Means taking a loooong deep nap with your stomach full.
“I took a nap!” The other person replies: “Same schedule took à Napoléon too…”
“I took a nap!” The other person replies: “Same schedule took à Napoléon too…”
Take à Napoléon… This person took a loooong deep nap with a happy stomach! With explaines why it isn’t just a nap but a more historical conquest, that needs a famous name like Napoleon.
by Tarmy613 February 16, 2024
Get the Take à Napoléonmug. take a picture with mr v if your cool
by take a picture with mr v June 7, 2022
Get the take a picture with mr v if your coolmug. When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
Get the taking a schmidtmug. International Take a Big Risk Day is a concept created by internationally known and recognized Couples Therapist, creature of the Adventure in Intimacy couples workshops, as an opportunity to stretch into new behaviors that help us reclaim our atrophied human qualities that are part of our human essence!.
What a coincidence! Today is International Take a Big Risk Day! What healing behavior will you stretch into, so that you grow yourself today?
by Widget's Mom July 28, 2016
Get the International Take a Big Risk Daymug.