mr. poo

mr. poo is somebody very rude in india. who secretly throws monkey shit on your shoes. Then he acts innocent and shows you where the shoe shine is to make profit.

A: somebody just threw shit at my new balenciagas and showed me where the shoe shin is.
B: he's probably a mr. poo.

by joao manoel da roja bolanti October 19, 2021

Poos

An incredibly sexy, albeit somewhat slow, man who all the ladies want.
also short

Johnny is such a Poos.
Johnny bought me peanut M&M's rather than the peanut butter M&M's that I specifically requested, what a poos.

by Girthy cock engineer October 19, 2021

Poo

A salted treat that comes from you butt.

I'm gonna eat some poo.

by Death is good October 28, 2021

Penchy Poo

A penchy poo is a stubborn and weird fuck. Nothing they say makes sense but for some reason, it makes you intrigued. They're best known for their pranks and memes. Don't ever get one pregnant or else you'll never eat ketchup again.

"I'd do the dishes but I'm a penchy poo and don't do that kinda SHYT"

by Penchywhoo September 5, 2021

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 9, 2021

Poo

Poo

“Poo”

by HangThatFatty September 11, 2021

Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021