Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult

Why would you do that you piss wanker!?

by Baggimac October 05, 2023

Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.

Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.

by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jummpstart912 October 26, 2022

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 06, 2023

Piss Lemon

a sexual game where a bunch of men stand around a lemon, and urinate directly onto the lemon.

The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.

Gay Man 1: "Hey dudes, you wanna play the piss lemon game?"

Shaggy from Scooby Doo: "Hell yeah!"

by kxnnedzy August 21, 2022

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

pissing my whistle

when someone pisses you off so much you think “pissing me off” isn't good enough

Prianna: “Moradasia lowkey pissing my whistle gang”

by pribadadada July 12, 2024