No Nut November

the stupidest challenge ever

"im doing no nut november"
"ur such an idiot"

by idkwhattoputhere_ November 7, 2020

Nut Dreadlock

A single twisted, knotted mat of hair protruding from the side of a woman's head obtained when the man she has just finished giving oral sex to has ejaculated into her scalp then quickly rubbed it in with his hands (in the hand-warming motion of rubbing them together quickly).

If performed correctly, the result is permanent and can only be removed by cutting off the entire Dreadlock with scissors. It may or may not be kept as a trophy by the man.

"Yo, remember that bitch that shot me down at the Senior Prom, back in the day?"

"Yeah, she's still pretty hot these days. And she's still a bitch, yo."

"Yo, I saw her at the bar last night, got her drunk, took her home and gave that bitch a Nut Dreadlock! I got it hangin' from my rearview mirror, yo!"

by I R Bin February 24, 2010

bust-a-nut

To find overwhelming

I'm not tryin to bust-a-nut, but did you see how hit that car was?

by Tha leader July 27, 2018

Nut residue

The dark, creamy filling left under your fingernails after scratching your nuts and/or gooch. ( if white color, you may be at risk of a yeast infection :) )

As i was picking my nose, there was a skight scent of nut residue.

by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Brown Nuts

When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack

I should've know not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts

by manoman044321 July 10, 2011

Nut scrapping

cutting your ball hair and keeping the stuff left over, preferably in a box, or suitcase...for those out of town trips.

"man you should see all my nut scrappings!"

by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

Joe Nuts

1) The word you use to piss the crap out of people when in conversations.

2) Can be used to end conversations when things get strange or boring.

3) The thing you say after you tell somebody about Joe.

1) Person 1: Alright so did you that in episode 7 of Star Wars... Person 2: Joe Nuts. Person 1) God dahmit you piece of shi-

2) Person 1: So basically after Hawkeye saw his family fade away, he turned into- Person 2: well Joe Nuts. Person 1: ok ill stop

3) Person 1: Oh yeah COD Warzone is doing a colab with Joe! Person 2: Cool, whos Joe by the way Person 1: Heheheh.. You fell for my trap... JOE NUTS BABYYYYYYYYY

by 4our20wenty6ix9ine May 13, 2021