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Night Smear 

The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.
victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!
Night Smear by Platezz January 24, 2018

Night Stick 

Similar to Morning Wood, a boner that you have in the middle of the night when you wake up. Can be used to slap your partner while they are sleeping.
I had to pee last night. Woke up with a night stick and slapped by wife’s ass with it.
Night Stick by I better go wipe January 30, 2018

Night Critter

1. Mysterious creatures of the night, commonly attack humans with any chance they get
Coach: "What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Ms. Brenda "I enjoy well-seasoned night critters"

night farter 

Erik is a night farter and when he does to sleep he gags on the smell
night farter by hairpeice February 8, 2018

Night at the Museum 

A study abroad class where you go to pubs and come back hammered for class. One of the best classes you will ever take. 11/10 would recommend.
Chad: "YOOOOO we got Night at the Museum today!"
Brad: "Siiiiiick yo we bout to get hammered!"
Chad: "I love London yeet."

Night Physic 

An old saying from the 1600s that means fucking someone at night
She told me to come over later. Were finna get night physic!