Holy shit kale

A person or animal that has an abnormally large nose, snout, or beak.

Kale Kondel walks by and everyone ducks from his humongous nose, they all scream,”holy shit kale!!”

by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026

Holy porn

Straight porn with no fetishes

Why are you so picky?
Because I’m cultured! I only beat to holy porn!

Do you even know what religion is.

by Sp33D King February 22, 2026

Holy Ghostin

Taping the Bible to your face while you're the jump man for the soaking session.

I was holy ghostin for my roommate when his roommates girlfriend was visiting last weekend.

by Who is Mike Hunt March 7, 2026

Holy Shit

That's the sound you make whenever you realise Urban Dictionary can go from all Fun and Games or Shits and Giggles to Serious or Genuinely Helpful

I Mean this is URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE! We still call it Dictionary because it's sooo funny hardyharhar.
Grow ups like these make you realise Urban is Love, Urban is Life.

Alternatively it can be summarised up in one word.

(Holy Shit>

by Urban Non-Fictionary March 19, 2026

Holy Grail Syndrome

When someone has spent YEARS trying and testing out different things like tools or their favorite video games, searching for something "perfect" within its specifications an quality: like a clear, clean cut gem.

"'I've been searching for years to find an AI that truly doesn't have content filters and censorship. 3 Years of sifting through false claims, for that holy grail."

-an example of Holy Grail Syndrome.

by The Great Ridiculous One March 21, 2026

Hollyberry Cookie

An alcoholic grandma from cookie run kingdom

Hollyberry Cookie: raise your glass!
Eternal sugar cookie: go to alcoholics anonymous

by GoldenScientist July 22, 2025

holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.

I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025