ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021

ACNEE CREAM

That stuff diamond put up her tootie on the video

DIAMOND PUT ACNEE CREAM UP HER TOOTIE

by Sasha no fierce May 24, 2021

Bestfriend cream day

Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.

Happy bestfriend cream day!!

by Watermelonbitches May 29, 2021

ice cream sesh

eat ice cream while depressed

thoughts : i’m depressed

also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*

by daddy fuck nr June 2, 2021

Cock Cream Donut

When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.

The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.

by dirtydeeds29 June 28, 2021

Bitch creamer

A whore named Gracie

Gracie is a bitch creamer she’s such a whore

by Shadow girly July 17, 2021

Bitch creamer

A bitch creamer is a female that hops around the friend group she really gets around and not in a good way. There whores.

“Do you see Gracie over there she’s a bitch creamer just your typical slut”

by Shadow girly July 17, 2021