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two year olds

two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
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two-car-party

A party , usually a family party, where the male host requests that the guys bring two cars so their significant others can leave with the kids, and the guys can stay and get shitfaced and shit.
Sully had a two-car-party for his boy last weekend.
They had some jumpy thing bullshit but the wife took the rugrats home around 8 and we stayed up all night playing hold 'em and doin' shots of Jameson.
by Jefe32 April 10, 2008
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Two in one combo

When two men are giving backshots to a girl going 400 mph.
“Man, those men really hire me with the two in one combo.”
by Jjrm 1115 March 20, 2025
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Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 30, 2024
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two way adaptor

1.
Someone who swings both ways, e.g. a bi or bisexual.
2.
A person who behaves & acts like a member of the opposite sex. Also a person who wants to be more like a member of the opposite sex, e.g. a transsexual.
1. Neil: "What's the story with Jerry? One day he's dating that blonde, then last week I saw him out with gay Ken."
Bill: "Didn't you know? He's a two way adaptor."
2a. Hey, that guy acts like a real pussy - a two way adaptor if ever I saw one.
2b. I can't wait for my operation. soon I'll be transformed from Michael into Michelle. Meanwhile I guess I'm just a two way adaptor.
by Orville Schnopps October 1, 2008
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Two Man

When you want to go out with a stranger for the first time but you are scared he could be a murderer so you bring your girlfriend and ask the guy to bring a guy for her so the chances of being killed lower
“Hey do you wanna go on a two man Saturday I’m scared to meet this man
by Gossipgirl2005 March 28, 2025
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two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child
Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
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