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Southern Baptist

A religious movement with roots in the British Colonies in North America created by evangelists who left the Church of England and founded new congregational religious communities in what is now the Southern United States. Because the ministers were not ordained priests of the Church of England in colonial times, these groups came to believe in the "priesthood of all believers." Also, the reason why they are "bible only" is because when they left the Church of England and its priests and bishops, the only authority they had left came from the Bible. By the way, it is possible to be a baptist without being affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention. The first baptists were not part of that, but churches join it mostly to facilitate missions and support common interests. A baptist church is only the people in it, (even if it's only two people,) their preacher (who can be anyone they pick regardless of education or credentials,) and the Bible.
My 6th great grandfather helped found the oldest church in the State of Tennessee. He was an evangelist from the Anglican Church (Church of England) in Colonial Virginia and told the poor settlers in Tennessee that Jesus loved them and that one day they would see Jesus and their family in heaven so they should keep on working and having babies. Now they're all still living there and in the general area, and many of their churches and the people descended from them identity as Southern Baptist and they might be affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention.
by SirZDefiner November 11, 2017
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Southdowns College

Named after the downies of the south!

If you go to college, you are usually known as a southdowner. (and also pretty stupid).

The place to be... if you're a chav!
Oh look at that scum bag, she must be from Southdowns College!
by Havantcollegerules February 18, 2011
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Southern Dick

A guy from the Southern United States who talks slowly and always acts as if what he has to say is of the upmost importance. This person is completely full of shit and literally does not know his ass from a hole in the ground. Southern dicks are fond of spreading their bullshit widely and can be found in anywhere were males congregate.
Did you run into Gary at the bar last night?

I sure did, man that dude is a pure Southern Dick. Does he ever shut the fuck up?
by m4224r September 15, 2012
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Dirty Southies

when referring to someone from the Indian Subcontinent, but specifically from the southen portion of the country including those from, but not limited to: Andra Pradesh, Tamil-Nadu, Karnataka, Kerala, etc.
Why do I hang out with those 3 guys that are nothing but a bunch of Dirty Southies?
by NoNads April 28, 2010
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Southwest Airlines

The crappiest airline in america. Refuses to install in-flight entertainment on planes that Delta Airlines is installing personal TV's on. Paying $200 round trip for a ticket on a crap airline with crap food and horrible service. There was an actual reality TV show that aired for a while that showed people getting mad at Southwest...Thats how messed up their airline is.
No movies, no power, nothing else besides pretzels and drinks - that's Southwest Airlines!
by anonymous snitch March 18, 2009
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Southern Miss

The University of Southern Mississippi (USM). This school is a failure at everything except music. If you want to major in music, it's a great place to be! If you want to become successful, you'd be better off at any other University (or junior college for that matter..)

USM is the school of choice for Mississppi's Gay and Lesbian community.
Garbage Man 1: Man this trash stinks.
Garbage Man 2: Yeah I know, If I would have gone to any other school, I'd probably have a more fufilling life!
Garbage Man 1: Where did you go?
Garbage Man 2: I attended the University of Southern Mississippi and graduated number 3 in the class...Too bad we lost our accredidation
by Josh 55 January 4, 2007
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Southeast Mexican Christmas

when one is drunk as fuck and starts throwing up but is still horny from the poon they got turned down from so you jerk off in a vigorous manner and is also randomly shitting.....with or without a condom on for no reason.
holy shit dude wheres klide? hes drunk as fuck in the bathroom havin a southeast mexican christmas.
by willhelm dixenteeth December 18, 2010
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