homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

scooby-poo

a mysterious poop, a poop that has an unknown owner; a poop that is in the shape of a question mark

Josh: "Holy shit! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?"

by supersayings October 6, 2022

Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015

Poo

An unidentified substance that attracts lots of flies. No one knows what it is.

Jess: "Oh my gosh, I think I just stepped on some poo!"
Burk: "Yikes, I hope the poo is okay."
Jess: "...?"

by chlorinated January 8, 2023

poo

A brown substance that is very smelly and tasty also known as faeces . its considered a naughty word to anyone under 10. Haddock lives in this smelly brown poo.

hey you smell like poo!

by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022

indian poo cuck

an indian man will sit in the corner of a room with an asshole expander to unload all his shit into a bucket, once done a fat indian girl is brought in and handcuffed to the bed and 2 big indians run a train on her asshole and vagina until they get shit on their dick, and she orgasms her little shit juice everywhere while the indian man is jacking off in the corner of the room to this with his shit as lube and then finishes into the shit and starts smearing it on his face and starts fisting himself violently.

"bro pateesh gave me a nasty indian poo cuck last night"

by sereklover33 October 1, 2025