Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 09, 2021

Poo Juicer

Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.

Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".

In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".

Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".

by Elrond The Jedi Vulcan Of Zuul August 29, 2016

Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.

“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”

by Poos cake January 24, 2021

Lexi-poo

MY girlfriend, a name only gabe can say :), shes mine btw not urs. mine

gabe-LEXI POO I MISSED YOU,
lexi-I MISSED YOU TOO :)
gabe-I love you lexi-poo sussy wussy baka :)

by BALL1ST1Cgecko0 December 06, 2021

bing bong poo

When you shit so hard the whole toilet bowl fills up.

"Bro i just layed a Bing bong poo in there!"

by benas12345678910 January 09, 2021

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore April 01, 2014

Poo Fridge

When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.

Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!

by John Wock April 14, 2022