Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

Volcano Ice cream

When you have Diarrhea and it comes out burning the living hell out of your brown barking star fish.

I ate Mexican food with Christina today, and now I have volcano ice cream flowing from my ass.

by DABZnCali June 20, 2024

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

Boston cream

When you're in Boston and another person creams on your face

"Dude I was in Boston last night and this guy totally came on my face"
"Omg...... you got Boston creamed"

by walkerwalker July 23, 2017

sloppy ice cream

a person who is slightly unfit but not ripped and not a fatty.

person "oh, you look buff in that shirt!"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"

by Chappychaps2424 January 5, 2022

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020