Banana

The Banana is a deadly south African weapon banned from war for Illegal manufacturing and for affecting the multiverse beyond the quantum level. This weapon is so strong it is able to take down a Fat man with just a throw. It has also erased Obama doing the whip and nae nae from existence.

Deez: Hey man is that banana!

Balls: Yea man, can i throw it at you.

Deez: NAH MAN THATS ILLEGAL!!

Balls: Too bad.

by Joesepths Mother December 30, 2021

Banana

A long yellow fruit filled with potassium.
Oh, did you expect a stupid sassy, most likely sexual definition?

Huh.
Well, It's to late now, meh, i'll just make the example funny.

-I don't know how to be funny.
-Banana

by sqwerb February 7, 2023

Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.

Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!

by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

banana

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yooo wsp want a banana

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by semididtaxfraud November 6, 2021

homie banana

a very cool banana, like a very cool one

"very cool homie banana!"

by anonymous December 23, 2020

Banana

One of the best fruits in the world. Men. When you eat it your dick will grow the same size as the bananas. The more you eat the bigger it gets.

Omg look at his pants. Hes ate his bananas

by X.dick.x November 20, 2019