Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.

Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!

by FarletFOX November 11, 2023

bingo moment

The positive realization that a crush likes you back; unexplicit confirmation and "bingo" feeling that someone likes you and sees themselves as having a chance with you, usually through a outwardly or subtle flirt.

"Mikey got sent a winky face by the guy he likes when he invited him to a concert. No straight dude would ever send a winky face to another dude, not even ironically. So that was his bingo moment."

"When Seth told me that he liked girls with short hair, that was absolutely my bingo moment. He was smirking at me as he said it too."

by Ai Anon November 13, 2023

Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Morgan moment

Getting overly excited about music and then waffling about it with interesting facts.

Hank: Hey did you see Daft Punk released a new song?
Joey: Yea it’s was meant to be in the random access memory album, they released a behind the scenes a few days ago explain how it was made.
Hank: you’re having a Morgan moment

by Notalexsgf December 17, 2023

Mustache Moment

the event when something awkward happens.

When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.

by Mustache Moment December 17, 2023

Shried Frimp Moment

A 'Shried Frimp Moment' is when you're talking too fast and your mouth can't keep up with your brain so you fuck up English for a hot second and you mix up the first letters of two words.

"'Dude I really want that spot hauce'"

"'SPOT HAUCE????'"

"I MEANT HOT SAUCE DUDE!! I WAS TALKING TOO FAST! I had a Shried Frimp Moment!"

by K4waiiBlackG1rl December 24, 2023