Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2023
Get the Death mug.What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
Get the death insurance mug.When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
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Get the Death mug.When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
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