penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.

Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.

by Big Daddy Mud Flap September 6, 2016

penis valve

The act of jamming your penis into a faucet to stop the flow of the water

Jimmy broke the sink so he had to use a penis valve

by Waffles magoo September 4, 2016

shorty penis

A very tiny Penis

Carly: He had a shorty penis
Kylee: I told you girl

by CodyBoisavage August 28, 2016

penis lynching

When you are about to cum and you grip right under the head of your penis as to not let anything come out. It's painful yet satisfying.

Oh my God dude, last night she gave me a penis lynching! It hurt like a son of a bitch, but I would totally do it again!

by Janae's snatcher July 5, 2016

penis jacket

actually a fleshlight

Person 1: Can I buy your finest penis jacket?
Person 2: Please leave.

by Y2KX June 25, 2016

Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018

peni waft

When an odor is coming out of your penis but you don't feel that it's safe to make the full sniff so you take your hand and force the odors toward your nose.

My dads penis smelled funny so I peni wafted it to see what the smell was.

by Mbenny07 January 8, 2017