Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 14, 2023

dead last

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

by Opal zen June 17, 2017

Destroy Dead December

A challenge appealing to the Call of Duty zombies players where every day in December adds one round of zombies you must pass. For example, Day 3 would require you to pass 3 or more rounds of zombies. Day 20 would require you to pass 20 rounds of zombies. This is in similar fashion to Destroy Dick December

Bro have you done Destroy Dead December? It's a great challenge

by EpicEnderAlandro November 17, 2020

dead franklin

Noun: an online cyberbully who creates multiple accounts in order to troll multiple people at once

My Facebook account isn't doing to well, I've got a dead franklin

by Shady dave April 28, 2016

Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

by pornstitute August 07, 2024

just some dead guy

A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.

Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023