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scummy bum

When your ass itches, and the only solution is to shower. Usually caused by poor hygiene.
John: My butt is itching, and I took a shower..

Jim: You’ve got a scummy bum man..
by Capt.Mick March 24, 2024
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Bum Boiz

A group of sophisticated teenagers whom believe that everyone else is a retard, they do everything together including touching butts. Also they have a high case of vaginal dysfunction!
Yo, them cunts are bum boiz
Tavis the fucken bum boi what the fuck are you talking shit about this time you fucking stupid whore fucker
by BossManOnTheTing November 6, 2017
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Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!
by brownsource November 7, 2016
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Bum Worm

BUMWORM

Selfish, sluggish and uninvited, the bumworms natural habitat is a your couch, half asleep and stoned off your weed.

With 25 cence to his name, and the “guarantee” of his centrelink, coming “the next day” the bumworm will find any excuse to take whatever dregs they can get there sticky wormy fingers on.

Traits of the bumworm include;

Shamelessly asking every woman man dog and child, (especially the pretty ladies) for a durry (see durry definition).

Travelling from group to group to scab (the bum worm can handle the rejection no matter how close the proximity of his next victim)

Whingy and annoying voice, snaggling their classic catch phrase of “can i have a cone”

And of course, a sickly smell.

In the fantasy of the bumworm, eggplant roasts are abundant, but who will pay for such a dinner? I certainly don’t want bum worm fingers in my food.

In conclusion, as pathetic as it is, the bum worms central purpose is to leech and scab no matter how sly they look.
How the fuck did that bum worm get in here

Did that bum worm just clean out our ashtray

Im about to put wasabi up that passed out bum worms nose

Fuck this, were putting a bag over the bum worms head

This couch stinks! was the bum worms sleeping here last night?

Bum worm took my last cone

Fuck its the bum worms! dont let them see you lets cross the road!

when did this place become a bum worm farm?
by Nainaitenten September 30, 2019
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Chunky bum sex

Pouring out of date milk into your girlfriend/boyfriends asshole before having violent anal sex
by Chunky anal July 1, 2022
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Bum

My poo comes out of it
Hey is that your bum
Heck yeah I’m pooping
by Nevaeh_you_loser August 15, 2019
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bum bark

the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe
ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark
by Doitforthebanta February 20, 2021
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