boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick

William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee

by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013

pickle boner

a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip

Mark was eating a pickle boner today.

by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022

Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

Non-boner-y

The lack of sexual reaction a man has to a non-binary woman.

When a woman decides to be ill-defined in a gender sense she can become very unattractive to men to the point of being non-boner-y.

by OlFriar April 13, 2021

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018

Rainy Boner

For people who get too happy when it rains.

Its raing, Ichi must have a Rainy Boner right now.

by Wizardboii August 16, 2021

Loose boner

A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose boners

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017