break anal

To remove yourself from a situation that in your mind (or your buddies) has become too gay for your liking. Whether it be at party full of guys (sausage fest), an event you got suckered into attending or any other scenario you deem gay.

Mike: Dude, I thought you said there was going to be tons of chics here?
Jimmy: I know, those guys playing twister in their undies is scaring me.
Mike: Let's break anal and get out here.
Jimmy: I'm pulling out with ya.

by GMK July 2, 2007

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Post anal drip

When you're giving her anal, and nut in her asshole. But when you pulled your dick out the nut crawled via the pussy making you a father.

John Queer: bro do you hear about Will yum, he put it in shultiez butt creatong post anal drip.
Ryan Nag: yeah bro, heard he tried killing himsef on a few occasions

by The tip of my nut sack November 21, 2016

Ass ream anally in the anal ass

A process whereby one viciously reams his cock or bottle of coke anally into another person's anal ass. See Omniverse.

Wow, he sure got ass reamed anally in the anal ass... anally!

by Katsudo July 1, 2003

Triple Anal Cleanse

Noun: The act of cleansing the anal cavity three times to ensure maximum cleaning. Step one: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove gunk, then rinse. Step two: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove leftover gunk, then rinse. Step three: Insert soapy finger into anus, observe to make sure finger is clean, then rinse. Please note that if the finger is not clean after performing step three, it may be necessary to continue repeating step three until finger shows no traces of brown.

"I don't feel fresh and completely sanitized until I've done my daily triple anal cleanse."

"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"

by J-Wi June 17, 2010

fake submissive anal

when a guy makes a girl take it in the ass, and tells her to act like she doesnt want it. it makes some men feel better.

I made my bitch take it up the ass, and told her to act like she didn't want it. it was awesome.

by assfucker June 4, 2005

Bisexual Anal Virgin

This is a person who is bisexual but has not yet been penetrated by anyone (bottom) yet.

I am orally talented but am a (bottom) Bisexual Anal virgin.

by thedewfreak January 5, 2012