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Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.
person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022
mugGet the Cumnor House Parentsmug.

house was sold

Can be used pertaining to ex relationships and your ex partner is trying to come back into your life.
My ex said he tryna come home. I told him the house was sold.
by Babylove45 February 18, 2025
mugGet the house was soldmug.

House people

People who are quite obviously too used to living in a private home, and tend to be noisy when at an appartment or hotel room.
*while in an appartment* Gah! Your friends are such House People! Don't they know that they're stomping on someones ceiling?

Don't put the music too loud, you can't do that in an appartment, we'll get a complaint. You're such a house person.
by cptkrunchh December 2, 2011
mugGet the House peoplemug.

Wellness House

A health KHoach's dwelling. I write it with a KH as any KHoach teaching about the wellness house has a thick tongue and a lateral lisp. It involves physical health, psychological health, social health, mental health, and some other repetitive bullshit.
My KHoach taught us about the Wellness House today. Can someone explain what the fuck he was talking about?
by iamtheram October 16, 2008
mugGet the Wellness Housemug.

vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.
Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
mugGet the vasectomy housingmug.

Minted House

Callum comments on Phoebe Bashams house
Yo you got a minted house
by Swarmzfan November 21, 2019
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burrata house

Let’s go to Burrata House
Burrata House serves everything with Burrata
by Boooonbe November 22, 2021
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