swirl pie

The act of performing a cream pie in the rectal cavity

She said she wanted to stay a virgin so she only does swirl pies

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

Magnesium Pie

An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.

"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."

by C L G June 28, 2018

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

7/11 travellers Pie

A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.

Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*

by Alien blues January 21, 2022

Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).

In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!

by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023

Pie

Pie is a clean way to say weed

Are u smoking pie

by EINSTEIN96789 May 27, 2020