Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

Suck my dick

Suck my little cock

My dick is hard so suck my dick

by Urnansgay June 28, 2019

SOGNFR (suck on GN’F’R)

“Suck on guns and fucking roses”
A sentence Slash said before playing a song (I forgot)

“Hey fuckers! SOGNFR (suck on GN’F’R)!”

by R3d40 July 14, 2025

Sucked Battery

When your battery is low. Or you had open some Apps ,so they stole your battery.

Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept

Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.

by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017

Sucks tits

When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man

"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"

by Wely wabo April 8, 2024

spchincter sucking

Sucking ones spchincter( the inside of your asshole) you can bite it suck it or lick it, you just need to get far enough up their ass to reach it

I have sucked MARIO’s scphincter many times the trick is to shove my head up his ass, I love spchincter sucking

by Bigbuddyscotty December 24, 2017

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021