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Rule of Thumb (for women)

It is acceptable for a woman may hit her abusive husband with a skillet or frying pan with a base thickness equal or less than that of her thumb.

This rule was created in response to the idea that suggests social allowance for a man to hit his wife with a switch of thickness no greater than that of his thumb.
"When he came to, he realized he couldn't be mad as she had not broken the rule of thumb (for women)"
by Fostered Bananas November 13, 2011
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20-40 Rule

The 20-40 rule refers to the attractive appearance of a female at 40ft. and the repulsive mold of flesh she calls a face at 20ft.
I was driving by some lady and from a distance, she looked great, but up close...it looked like she was beat with a shovel.....I should've followed the 20-40 rule.
by D. C. Chesterholme January 31, 2008
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three stroke rule

The reason behind the theory that you can never really rape your significant other, because after three strokes, they'll be so into it that they won't want you to stop.
The three stroke rule in practice:
First stroke- No!

Second stroke- Don't.

Third stroke- Stop...

Fourth stroke- No, don't stop...
by Helljin December 16, 2005
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Runescape

(n.) an interactive internet based RPG. Runescape is thought to be the devil contained within java script. playing this game signs a contract of consent for the devil to consume your soul. Your life will be in shambles and your hair will fall out in clumps.
testimony:

"i have been playing runescape since may of last year, ever since, my life hasn't been the same. My wife has left me, my son smokes pot uncontrollably and my daughter eats cow manuer for fun."
by Smutwagon10 September 16, 2006
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runescape

Wow this game is so leet!
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Gender Roles

Something that defines a person based on their genitals. Something we should also wipe out, as it is also the root cause of a lot of things, like gender dysphoria, homophobia, etc.
1: Girls wear dresses, boys wear suits. It’s just simpler if girls are girls and boys are boys.
2: Actually, wouldn’t it be simpler if we stopped enforcing gender roles?
by shshshizuku December 20, 2020
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Rule 58

Go Fuck Yourself.

Generally used as a retaliation for any criticism that is asinine or has no conceivable meaning.
OP: I'm really enjoying Starcraft 2 right now, hackers aside.

Troll: lol, lil' noob-fag sucks at SC2 !!!!!1!!!1!1!111!1!11

OP: Rule 58.
by V90210 November 6, 2010
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