Penis Strudel

A moist warm snack that helps you sleep

Omg!! Catrina just had 2 Penis strudels!! She's finna die!!

by Mvertybit July 20, 2020

Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis

Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!

by duqq June 10, 2020

Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020

Penis fish

Urechis unicinctus. A worm that looks like a penis. They washed up on California at the beginning of 2020. Make sense.

Chad 1: Bro can I have your penis fish
Chad 2: Sure mate, just be sure to give it back though

by Peter stop please September 11, 2020

Face Penis

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose

Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis

by 26081993 September 12, 2020

Penis Feelings

The phrase others may possibly hear when you say “he in his feelings” fast and/or with slurred speech. In that awkward moment, those who are present may turn to each other and question one or more of the following:

1. “What are Penis Feelings”?

2. “Did he/she just say Penis Feelings?”
3. “Is it possible that we were on the topic of penis and I just missed the conversation switch entirely?”

1. Salina: “Hey, google! Play Penis Feelings by Ruby Rose.”
Google Home: “Playing He in His Feelings by Ruby Rose.”

2. Friend 1: “Did she just say Penis Feelings?”
Friend 2: “Huh?! No! Hahaha! That’s so random! How did you even hear that?”
Friend 1: “I dunno. That’s what it sounded like”.

Friend 2: “Get your hearing checked. No one said anything about penis. Hahaha!”

by sexiano_crew September 26, 2020

Jaden Penis

The Jaden penis is a big specimen of the family of penises across the country. The short name for a Jaden Penis is "BBC." The best way to use this word is when you are describing a Indians, big, black, cock.

Person 1: "Wow that Jaden penis is super stiff all a sudden!"
Person 2: "I know right! My special female friend Natalie really helped him out!"

by Jaden's Big Special Mom October 28, 2020