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eating is a very nice word.Eating is good for your health and is tasty.If you eat something healthy like an apple, it will ne good for you.Always eat because it is nice.But kids, dont try this at home.It will might infect the children that are 0-2 years old.Make sure you eat or else you might die.I have a friend named logan that likes eating so much he is as fat as a beach ball.My brother called Luke loves eating and fatter than logan.
I am eating a juicey round and fat apple. I like eating my fingers and my friends toes.
by A ramdom peraon May 15, 2022
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to do the eat
eat the eat with the eat
by Man Eat Bear May 15, 2022
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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
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John opened the door on his stepsister Jenny getting changed and Jenny turned around and said," Don't go, stay," she said with sexual intention. She ran over to him with her panties down and shoved the door shut. His pants immediately shot up with an erection as Jenny pushed Johns' face against her vagina. She then pulled down his pants and placed the gigantic purple tip of his penis in her mouth and slid it down her throat. He smacked the inside of her pussy with his tongue as his penis ejaculated in her mouth. They both took a break for a second before Jenny quickly pushed her hand down the foreskin of his dick and watched the cum spray all over her tits. He gave her anal for 2 hours before he ejaculated again and she ate his dick. She was nearly drowning in cum before he impregnated her.
He wanted to eat an apple
by poopoostinkyfarthole May 19, 2022
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Let me eat first

She out being city girl again… move on bro you’re better than this
Boy: Let’s____ ?
Girl: Let me eat first

Boy: Ok
Girl: *2 hr later after getting get back blown out* let’s ____ now
by Diego420.69 May 19, 2022
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EAT SHIT

A word when someone either, annoys you or disagrees with you. In that case you tell them to eat shit. They probably got nothing better to do
Eat Shit
by Katepalmer May 21, 2022
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eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout
“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor May 21, 2022
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