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Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.
Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."
by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017
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Scrubby bum

Scrubby bum is a term for someone who sucks real bad at video games, particularly player vs player activities.
I hate playing call of duty with noob_gamer45, he is a big scrubby bum.
by Ulfricstormcloak February 17, 2019
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Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.
by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019
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Bum Crease

Bum Crease is used to describe someone who usually smells Like shit or just really musty in general.
Bro, this guy Daniel fam, he smells like Bum Crease
by Candicesugondese May 1, 2021
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bum in the butter

To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.
Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.

So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
by Shuaman October 24, 2018
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Bum gumbo

The chunky soup like substance that lives in and around ones anus during or after diarrhea or not wiping.
What's for dinner tonight Cletus? Just some bum gumbo jessup. Wooooooo weeeee
by Big_daddy_jankins October 28, 2021
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BBF (Bare Bum Fart)

A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.
1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.

2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021
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