Beaver whistle

Term used to describe a tampon applicator that was improperly disposed of or littered, oftentimes when they show up in sewage or septic systems

Dan: HOW MANY BEAVER WHISTLES DID YOU FIND TODAY HOSS?

Todd: GOT ABOUT 20 TODAY, MA PERSONAL BEST. GOBBLESS

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Baker Mayfield

The Act of Receiving Head in a cheescake factory parking lot

I went out with Cindy last night, she totally gave me the baker mayfield

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when a individual bakes something they thinks is amazing but to everyone else who tries it its garbage

sally baked some cookies she thought were amazing until scott and terry tried it and vomited a few minutes later. she has severe baker blindness.

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Accidentally licking the ass when going for the beaver

I was going to eat my girlfriends beaver but accidentally licked her ass / she let out a loud beaver screech!!

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giving head with straight teeth

bro she gave me that beaver style last night YEOWCH

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15 days, or two consecutive weeks.

"The party is a baker's fortnight from tonight."

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A 'Bakery Bonnett' is when you shove too many pastries inside of your spaghetti house so you can shawarma.

I think we should try out the Bakery Bonnett tonight.

All of that Bakery Bonnetting last night really gassed up my spaghetti house!

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