John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha
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Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
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Sexy to watch your dick go in and out of that flabby lipped snatch while you fuck.
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Also makes pussy lickin alot more fun!
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Get the luncheon meat truncheon mug."So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."
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