death totem

foretells a possible death of someone who finds a totem.

i just picked up a death totem and it showed me how i’m going to die.

by bigbreastedwoman September 10, 2023

Death day

a day where a lot of hurtful things (physically, emotionally, or mentally) have happened.

Your friend: How was today?
Me: Death day...

or
Today was Death day.

by tehetehebree12 January 06, 2021

Death the Kid kinnie

a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical

also holy sh** i just described my mom

Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!

by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020

Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.

My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017

death line

Doing more than 8 shots without a chaser

Brett almost died last night after that death line .

by Partytrix December 19, 2013

Open up the Death Star

Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".

Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so

by tambor58 April 21, 2010

Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 19, 2024