"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.
I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.
by b1akemore July 27, 2011
Get the shit the dick mug.putting your ass up against another person's ass and both of you taking a shit at the same time and trying to push the shit into the other person's asshole
by j griff January 22, 2011
Get the shit war mug.The mental attitude of saying what one is thinking without the worry of repercussion. An unintended statement or action resulting in one or more people being offended. A mental handicap resulting in the exact thought becoming verbalized.
"Holy fuck dude take a shower, you smell!!" "dude mind your shit filter"
"That chick has no shit filter...she says everything we're thinking."
"If it wasn't for his lack of a shit filter, he would have nailed that broad!"
"That chick has no shit filter...she says everything we're thinking."
"If it wasn't for his lack of a shit filter, he would have nailed that broad!"
by wise941 June 1, 2011
Get the shit filter mug.when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.
they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.
they can also be extremely painful on some occasions
they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.
they can also be extremely painful on some occasions
Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"
Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"
Greg: "ah sounds painful"
Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"
Greg: "ah sounds painful"
by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011
Get the Subway Shits mug.When a man partakes in anal intercourse with another person, and apon withdrawing, discovers a "booger" of excrement on the end of his penis.
by Bathouse July 18, 2011
Get the Shit Booger mug.When your girl comes up and says she's gonna be your baby mama, and you're like hello no bitch that's a croc'o shit.
by ALicia May April 16, 2008
Get the Croc'o shit mug.1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.
2. An insult
2. An insult
"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".
"Dude, you shit phelgm"
"Dude, you shit phelgm"
by Link December 8, 2004
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