May 12th devin and lexi

National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day

May 12th devin and lexi

Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

May 20

Buy your cousin anything day!!

“Hey! Today is the May 20! Can you get me a book??”
“Uhm sure.. since it’s buy your cousin anything day.”

by ambeeeeee May 20, 2022

May 19th

National shirtless pic day
Your bf has to send you a shirtless pic

Hey baby it's may 19th national shirtless pic day, gimme gimme.

by Daddyreynolds May 18, 2022

May your woes be many, and your days be few.

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023

May 11th

my bad ass bitch self was born this day so anyone else born this day is pretty/handsome/beautiful and should love themselves no matter what

person 1: woah they are a baddass bitch
person 2: yeah they must have been born may 11th

by <star3 July 20, 2022

May 16

May 16 is National put your ass on your bf/gf but the one that acts more like a boy

Hey it’s May 16 you know what time it is

by I bet you won’t do it May 14, 2022

Hannah May Finger

An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.

I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.

by HannahMayW March 26, 2022