boner intercourse

when you have this <==3 be a boner and be fuckin shoved into this (_o_).

billy: I nutted but i had a boner

jimmy: you had boner intercourse

by <==3r1 June 22, 2019

Boner Buddies

Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.

Example:
“Call them boyfriends if you want, but they prefer ‘Boner Buddies.’”

by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025

boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.

As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!

by slobobabe October 12, 2009

Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY

by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018

The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021

Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.

"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."

by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023

Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman

That chick is a total boner boat.

by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011