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Desperado Attempt 

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
Desperado Attempt by FWL January 14, 2008

exual attraction 

When you feel a sexual attraction for one of your ex's. Not to be confused with the desire to get back together.. unless its a one night stand.
I saw Stacy last name and she looked so hot. I felt a total exual attraction.

hard attack 

A sudden, intense succession of erections. Usually happens after seeing someone everyone knows you like but won't admit it.
When Jarrett Doll saw Emily at the mall, he had a major hard attack.
hard attack by Niggafresh December 27, 2009

Clown attack 

Wearing jeans that are to big and when walking making a swooshing noise.
Did you see those clown pants Jeff was wearing in Vegas. Holy Shit Clown Attack
Clown attack by Thatguy1969 October 14, 2014
DTF ATT - Down To Fuck, All The Time.

A good way to abbreviate and let everyone know, on facebook too, you're a total sex machine.
Pirate Hooker: Arrg, ye be dtf att?
Man: What's dtf att?
Pirate Hooker: Down to fuck all the time, matey.
Man: Oh, YEA BRO!
DTF ATT by E. Duffy August 1, 2008

attention desperate disorder (ADD) 

a play on the actual disorder ADD; used to describe someone who is desperate for attention to a point that it could probably be diagnosed by a doctor.
X: Did you hear that Alison is pregnant?
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).