spunky semambo

fat crossed eyed lady who eats children shit bc she can’t see probably she always gets doubled spunked on by her computer mouse cuz she thought it was her dwarf husband.

nah we do we have spunky semambo today

by fuckinghorny17yearold December 12, 2025

Spunk Locker

A cute pet name for your spouse/partner.

“The spunk locker an I are gonna be heading to her parents place for the holidays”

by therabbitsurfer December 19, 2025

Spud

Sped Chud

Marcus is a Spud

by Kvenleiki December 26, 2025

Spural

A spiral curl.

I had a spural hanging on my forehead.

by anonymous December 31, 2025

L-Spudd

A bizarre half man half woman with breasts and a penis.

EW! what is that thing? Don't worry, it's just an L-Spudd, it won't eat you

by BigboyJim July 16, 2008

jumper spuds

Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans

Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not

by Chazbat May 30, 2007

Salt spunker

Someone who HAS to throw salt in the game salt in the game

"Fuck Georgia, He's nothing but a two timing salt spunker!"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008