Straightyfuck

The type of heterosexual person to say "hOmOsExUaLs PuSh SeXuAlItIeS oN kIdS" then make cakes with "STUDMUFFIN OR CUPCAKE".

Please note that while not every heterosexual is a straightyfuck, every straightyfuck is a heterosexual.

by SenseiBeatass February 25, 2022

Straightly

The quality of being mostly straight, but with an inherent lack of precision.

She drew the line straightly, but it still bothered her.

by Vakami March 6, 2022

Straightly

To do something in a straight method.

You can wear your pants straightly without wearing underwear.

by TinanaYao March 19, 2022

Straightified

When Straight people feel left out and make something gay into a straight thing because they need attention. Oh mi oh my

"Have you watched the romantic gay love story show I told you about?"

"Yeah! I relate to it but you know, in a straight way aha."

he straightified that show

by coomlover April 30, 2022

Straightla

When you are homosexual and have a bff who calls you gayla and then she's straight.

Did you really peef on his lap straightla?!

by Gaylabb May 14, 2022

Straightener

When a man wants to have a free end watch him fuck his own mother.

Oi help me with a straightener

by Boooottyyclapper July 30, 2022

straightsplaining

Another "woke" word that doesn't mean anything particular. It's just another mish mash of words used to discredit white heterosexual males.

"Woke" person: White cis men are straightsplaining again.
Chad: Stfu lol.

by TheSoSv2 August 17, 2022