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shit war

putting your ass up against another person's ass and both of you taking a shit at the same time and trying to push the shit into the other person's asshole
my mom and my sister were having a shit war in the living room and you could smell the shit
by j griff January 22, 2011
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SHIT TAINT

After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.
Man, I took a shit, forgot to wipe, and now I gotsta shit taint.
by Luckie August 16, 2006
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shit the dick

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.
I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.
by b1akemore July 27, 2011
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shit filter

The mental attitude of saying what one is thinking without the worry of repercussion. An unintended statement or action resulting in one or more people being offended. A mental handicap resulting in the exact thought becoming verbalized.
"Holy fuck dude take a shower, you smell!!" "dude mind your shit filter"

"That chick has no shit filter...she says everything we're thinking."

"If it wasn't for his lack of a shit filter, he would have nailed that broad!"
by wise941 June 1, 2011
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Shit cycle

The specific time within a 24-hour intestinal cycle in which one has to take a dump. Similar to the body's greater circadian rhythm, but specific to the bowels distinct time of excreting.
Ever since I started staying up later, my body has shifted its shit cycle to end around 2am.
by pfffffffffft August 14, 2009
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T-Shit

A t shirt that is so cheap and low quality it is not worth shitting on
Is that the T-shit you bought the other day?

How much did you pay for that T-shit?
by TehFr3akShow August 12, 2011
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Shit Booger

When a man partakes in anal intercourse with another person, and apon withdrawing, discovers a "booger" of excrement on the end of his penis.
Hey Tom! I've still got a shit booger on the end of my cock from when I fucked your mum last night!
by Bathouse July 18, 2011
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