by #justsayin' May 9, 2014

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

The best rapper in history. Known for his hit song on YouTube "Corolla" and "Meepcity. The very second his name is uttered, Eminem gets flashbacks.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you head the new Run Thy Pockets song?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I love run thy pockets! Hes the best rapper ever
Guy 2: Hell yeah I love run thy pockets! Hes the best rapper ever
by RunThyPockets November 4, 2022

A woman's vagina recently filled with semen OR a man's foreskin full of semen, whether it be from docking or masturbation ( i.e., self-docking)
by FoxRaisedByWolves July 17, 2022

Pocket Fighting is also a popular activity in the homosexual community. It involves putting your hand into another gentleman’s pocket in crowded public transport (e.g. a subway, train or bus) and then covertly pleasuring the other gentlemen till he reaches climax, or till you’ve reached your destination, whichever comes first.
Alan tried to give Charles the old Pocket Fighting treatment on the Waterloo line. Unfortunately as the tube was so busy, his hand slipped into the wrong pocket and instead a pensioner had the tube ride of his life.
by CrudePierre December 14, 2023

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
by big smithy October 19, 2017

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025
