National Suck Dick Day

On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !

oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.

by officialrealnigga June 21, 2018

National Yogurt males day

December 16th is national yogurt males day!1!1!1!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Dave: Yo it’s National Yogurt males day
Bambi: Ok
Tristian:jekwwbisndgdyehebsuddjsbysd

by Dave sus amogus🥶 December 13, 2021

National bully isaiah day

Bully Isaiah for a whole day and don’t be nice to him

Isaiah needs to get bullied today

Why what day is it

National bully Isaiah day

by National bully Isaiah day February 20, 2021

National Beat Children Day

The definition of "National Beat Children Day" is, where you can get people like Freya's loud and annoying sister, and beat them to smithereens.

ect. "Hey! Its National Beat Children Day!"

"What?"

KILL THE CHILDREN

by ManWhoHatesChildren October 12, 2020

National Boyfriend Appreciation Day

You put nothing but your boyfriend above everyone and you do exactly what he says for the whole day😈

Bf: Its National Boyfriend Appreciation Day baby

Gf:Really??

Bf: Yea!! You have to do anything and everything I tell you to do

Bf: Now come suck this dick

Gf: yes daddy👅

by TheBigBoyAroundTheCorner October 24, 2019

National middle finger Day

On April, 12 is when you literally stick the middle finger all day .

It’s National middle finger day ?

by DanielleRoberta092 May 25, 2018

National Hit Someone Day

April 19th is National Hit Someone Day, it’s a day where you hit someone, whether it would be your Friend or even a random stranger.

John : *Hits Jack*
Jack : Why did you do that?
John : It’s National Hit Someone Day
Jack : No it’s not
John : Yes it is, check urbandictionary.com

by Byt0 May 26, 2018