ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 12, 2018

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My mom(Christie)

Not only is she a mom but she is my best friend.She’s always there for me no matter what and not because she is being a mom, it’s because she actually cares. I can’t talk to anyone else but her because she is a great listener.Christie (mom) has been through a lot and that makes her a hard worker, a great mother, a great friend, and in all a Strong individual. She always knows what’s wrong with me even when I try to hide everything. She’s my hero;mess with her, mess with me.bye!

My mom(Christie) is a strong and amazing individual who listens to her daughter and will always be there for her;she is a great best friend and their is no doubt about it

by Zoe Sanford November 30, 2018

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dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

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