jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.

Kile is a jack nooch.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

Flap Jack

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.

Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.

by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011

crack-a-jack

The act of drawing a smiley face on your partners ass with the mouth around the anus, thus meaning then when you take them up it, you recieve head and anal simultaneously.

My wife's crack-a-jack looks like the kool-aid man.

by Iainn August 28, 2005

jacking off

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

by sily mong September 1, 2004

jack rag

Any form of cloth used to clean up with after jacking off.

"Quick, I'm about to cum, hand me my jack rag."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.

I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?

by G-Union June 20, 2003

Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009