Make them eat befo they go schleep

When you knock out someone so hard they ina notha universe

Bro you better “make them eat befo they go schleep”

by neocortex February 22, 2022

Bulldog eating porridge

A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.

She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.

by Alanabrettlee April 12, 2023

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

Eat the night

A slang term used by the Swedish rap collective Drain Gang, meaning to "drain" or exhaust oneself, either literally or metaphorically in pursuit of good fortune or reward in the future.

"I can see you like it's TV, if I can't beat it, let it beat me
If I can't eat the night, I'ma let it eat me"

by eccojamsvol1 May 19, 2025

WE NEED SUM EATS

Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.

Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.

by Big riggA! September 2, 2023